YOUR NEXT FUNERAL IS:
 FRIDAY MAY 23, 2014


AMERICAN LEGION
4725 Maine Ave, Baldwin Park, CA 91706
ALL AGES!
Full Bar w/ ID
$7 ALL NIGHT
Doors Open 9pm til 2am





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to show your pride in EVERLASTING DEATH!

Girly T's and Regular T's with double FUN SKULLS will bleakly emblazon your breast plate...all for a mere $15 !

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FUNERAL PATCHES, PINS & BUMPER STICKERS
...More Official FUNERAL Merchandise!
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SEE YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL!

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...IN MEMORIAM...
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radiskull really isn't drunk. he's an avid coffee drinker..not much of a boozer. but we're using this image of radiskull and devildoll (www.joesparks.com) to illustrate one point.. DESIGNATE A DRIVER because you don't want to send yourself to an EARLY GRAVE! this is the only FUNERAL we want you to be having for a long, long time...



"When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget."